The Tale of Saint Nic-holson’s
Christmas Cashback
‘Twas the season of giving, and all through the town, Saint Nic-holson was spreading cheer, never a frown.
He knew that new vehicles were on everyone’s list, So he conjured a gift no one could resist.
“Up to $3000 cashback!” he declared with delight, “On selected vehicles, wrapped up just right!
And as an extra gift to spread even more cheer, A 5-Year Protection Plan comes free this year!”
The townsfolk came running, their hearts filled with cheer, For the chance to drive off in a new car this year.
And as Saint Nic-holson watched the joy overflow, He smiled and said, “Merry Christmas to all—drive safe as you go!”